I bought a new bathroom mirror, but ...

[left-of-center2012]

I had to return it because
every time I looked in it there was an old man looking back at me.

[MontanaMama]

1. How annoying!

I’d return it too.

[Ocelot II]

3. Trade you mine. It's got an old lady in it

and it bugs me to keep seeing her there.

[LakeArenal]

4. Mirror mirror on the wall. I am the fairest of the land.

Old witch in there laughed so hard.

[IjustDontlikeRepugs]

5. I'm thinking of removing all mirrors from my home.

[Ohio Joe]

6. Not only that...

But the freakin guy hasn’t shaved in weeks

[Sneederbunk]

7. Got rid of mine because of distortion. It added weight.

[Cairycat]

8. Way out in the Ozarks

there was a little abandoned shack. There was a bed in it, and under the bed was a mirror.

An older hillbilly lady was out looking for poke salad, came across the shack, and went in. She saw the mirror, picked it up, and said, "So that's the hussy my man's been runnin' around with!"

Later, her husband was out in the woods hunting, and also saw the shack. He went in, saw the mirror, picked it up, and said, "Well, looky there! A picture of my old pa!"

--Cairycat, proud descendant of folks like the ones in the joke

[Midnight Writer]

9. Just don't open it. Mike Lindell may pop out.