so you're going to a party and you're over 60

[onethatcares]

do you dance or not? What do you do? The Fish or the Mashed Potatos?

[Ocelot II]

1. If you're over 60 do you even get invited to parties?

I don't.

[onethatcares]

5. invite a few folks you know

open a 12 pack of IPAs and a white or red wine. See if you get invited then and yes, I do get invited to parties. Even if we're all wearing masks.

[a kennedy]

2. Just let the music move ya baby......

I never really “learned” the moves of established dances, always did my own thing……got a lot of complements, so just let the music move you. Oh, and I’m 71. 😁 Have fun…..

[dweller]

3. I do the "Get Down ...

and Can’t Get Up”
😐


✌🏻

[PoliticAverse]

4. I'd try to remember where I parked the car.

As to dancing, only if you aren't the only one.

[TygrBright]

6. I do the "Wypipo Shuffle". Been doing it all my life so I'm really good! n/t

[hlthe2b]

7. The Charleston?

[Walleye]

8. I never learned another dance since the twist

[onethatcares]

9. try the "Wypepo Twist"

but I can't blame you. Your dancing is really bad.

[Walleye]

10. Through all my dances are Wypepo

[onethatcares]

11. while you got the chance

do the "wypepo" boogie in front of your SO. That's the real test.

[Beatlelvr]

12. I do something my brother used to call

The Surfer Stomp. Tap your feet side to side and rock out with hip and arm action. Won't win any dance contest but if the music moves me I enjoy it immensely.

[panader0]

13. The Stroll:

[zanana1]

14. I dance, with a cane.

Sometimes you just gotta move!

[Emile]

15. What do you do? You bring weed and the rest of the party will write itself!

[True Dough]

16. If you need a dance partner

look up this fellow...

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