Joke I heard from an elderly Jewish Woman
An old woman enters a grocery store and goes to the produce section. She sees a worker stocking shelves and goes up to him and asks "Do you have any broccoli?"
The man replies that they are all out of broccoli, but they will have a fresh shipment the next day. The woman leaves, but comes back 10 minutes later and asks the same man "Do you have any broccoli?"
The man tells the woman that they will have broccoli tomorrow. He says
"Come back tomorrow and we will all the broccoli you want!"
The woman leaves but comes back in 10 minutes and asks the man "Do you have any broccoli?"
The man says "Ma'am I am obviously not getting through to you. Let me try it this way. Can you spell the word "cat" in catatonic?"
The woman replies, "Yes, C-A T!"
The man says, " Can you spell the word D-O-G in dogmatic?"
The woman says "Yes, D-O-G."
The man says, "Now Ma'am, can you spell the word "fuck" in broccoli?"
The woman says, "There is no FUCK in broccoli!"
The man says, "That's what I been trying to tell you! There is no fuckin' broccoli!"
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