On the odd occasion when my wife and I have a disagreement, if she says "Just do what you're going

[Floyd R. Turbo]

to do.” I freeze. I don’t move, breathe, or blink. I play dead!

[dixiechiken1]

1. Smart. It's not permission, it's a dare.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 🫣

[lark]

3. Your wife and I use the same line.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😁

[genxlib]

5. Don't fall for it

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. 😨

[Retired Engineer Bob]

7. I don't get away with playing dead

I’m told it’s being passive aggressive. Not sure what to try next.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 🤔

[Iggo]

8. Yep...pausing the space-time continuum is the wisest course.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 😁