Airline Safety Card, yeah, that'll work.

[edhopper]

Here is the water landing safety procedures from the small jet I took with Delta. This was approved by the FAA.

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So the woman sitting in the Exit Aisle, apparently a trained mountaineer, must grab the rope and make her way unaided down the wing while pulling the rope. She must then secure the rope to a clamp on the wing, in open seas. Then the passengers can use the rope to belay down the wing. At least they get a flotation device, which the woman doesn't get.

They are all going to die.

[ret5hd]

1. What if the woman's name is "Karen"???

[Effete Snob]

2. Where did she go?

Did she vanish beneath the waves, or go back inside the cabin to make sure that people disembark by boarding group?

[Ocelot II]

3. It probably doesn't matter, since the likelihood of surviving a water ditching

is pretty slim. Most of the time the airplane will break apart; the A320 on the Hudson was a one-off.