A few jokes for a Tuesday afternoon

[packman]

Why did the blind man fall in the well? He couldn't see that well.

Why did the man at the soda can crushing factory quit his job? It was soda depressing.

A half man half horse walks into the room……….He was the centaur of attention

“I see” said the blind man pissing in the wind “it’s all coming back to me now”

What the the kamakazi flight instructor say to his students? --"I'm only gonna show you this once".

I've got a horse called Mayo. Sometimes Mayo neighs

I was going to tell you a time traveling joke but you didn’t like it

A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. They both get pissed. The giraffe falls over. The man goes to leave and the bartender says, 'Oi. You can't leave that lyin' there.' And the man says, 'No. It's not a lion. It's a giraffe.'

Two peanuts walk into a bar. But one was a salted.

How Long is a Chinese name

What is the Downside to Eating a Clock? It’s time-consuming

[Karadeniz]

1. Love corn!!! My husband liked them, too!

[red dog 1]

2. K&R

Jokes are healing.

[Clash City Rocker]

3. "I was going to tell you a time traveling joke but you didn't like it."

I might have to steal that one.

[Clash City Rocker]

4. "I was going to tell you a time traveling joke but you didn't like it."

I might have to steal that one.

[samsingh]

5. funny ones

[DFW]

6. My all-time man-walks-into-bar joke

A guy in full cowboy gear walks into a bar with a large, multi-colored parrot on his shoulder.

The bartender stares at the huge bird, and says, “WOW! Where did you get THAT?”

“Oklahoma,” answers the bird.