The *real* reason we need a patriarchy? (Spoiler - it's because men have the big feet)

[sl8]

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Their logic seems impeccable.



(pic from Reddit)

[Raster]

1. I want to puke!

[Laffy Kat]

3. Move over, I'm going to join you.

[hlthe2b]

6. Disgusting...

[Walleye]

2. Well who will take care of the poor little thing if her husband dies

[jmbar2]

4. "Poodle" women

Supported, pretty, and kept on a tight leash. Until they get dumped off at the pound in later life. Enjoy the shoes.

No thanks.

[peacefreak2.0]

5. Bullshit.

Women do all that and more and are expected to do it in 4” heels.

[Raster]

8. Anne Richards said it best:

“After all, Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.”

I grew up in Southeast Arizona (the other Utah). Women were/are expected to be "accessories" and "addendums" to a male's power and position, never equals.

[sarge43]

7. Clue cell phone: Get a pair of boots that fit you.

They are available. I have a pair.

When men have spend 10 hours in a delivery room pushing a heavy load out a vajayjay, get back to us.

Everyone has a heavy load; it's called life.

[Midnight Writer]

9. Call me when they get the men of the church to wear women's shoes.

[Old Crank]

10. If this is correct

Then probably 95% or more men can't wear my shoes or carry the load I carry.

BTW I'm size 16.

[jcgoldie]

11. fuck

That was the worst shit I read all week.

[Wounded Bear]

12. Maybe they should take a Lit course on the meaning and use of metaphor...

[highplainsdem]

13. Ladies Bible study? More like a confederacy of dunces.

And by that "reasoning" of theirs, David should just have surrendered to Goliath and told everyone else to do the same.