Big Fun in Uranus

[FoxNewsSucks]

I spent a little time in Uranus recently.

Uranus, MO, that is. A tiny town on old Route 66 one exit east of Fort Leonard Wood.



Home of the Uranus Fudge Factory. Because the best fudge comes from Uranus.



It's a total tourist-trap, they don't miss a single pun, and it's a fun stop.

[Enter stage left]

1. I knew a guy named Dick in Uranus

But he went by Richard in town.

[Anon-C]

2. The party's just begun!

[rsdsharp]

3. Soooooo. A whole fucking town of 14 year-olds, huh?

[FoxNewsSucks]

6. Yep. The guys behind it are marketing geniuses.

I hope they do well, they deserve it. It's a welcome island in today's world of bland corporate same-from-coast-to-coast crapola.

[Blue Owl]

5. That fudge is like crack

[FoxNewsSucks]

8. Thank you for picking Uranus!

[lastlib]

11. It might be FROM a crack......

[lapfog_1]

7. Brown 25... Things come out a little different at Uranus

[FoxNewsSucks]

9. OMG, that's hilarious,

never seen that before!

[lapfog_1]

12. Groove Tube starring Chevy Chase (pre SNL)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Groove_Tube

[sinkingfeeling]

10. I really thought it was a dud. Only thing there is the fudge.

[BluesRunTheGame]

13. I used to have to drive across southern Missouri a couple times a month.

I’d think to myself “I’m glad I don’t live here and see these signs everyday”

Now they’ve built a second location by Anderson, Indiana. The signs along I-69 have begun to go up. Soon the entire corridor will be about Uranus.

[NightWatcher]

14. Uranus is so big that 63 Earths will fit inside it.

64 if you relax.