So the 3 Wisemen hear of this miraculous birth happening in a stable over yonder.

[kairos12]

Upon arrival at said stable they proceed to go in. The first 2 pass through the door without a problem. It just so happened the 3rd Wiseman was a rather tall gentlemen and he banged his head on the door entrance way and he yelled out:

"Jesus!!"

Joseph, hearing this turns to Mary and says, "Jesus huh, that's way better than Elmer."

[dchill]

1. This is EXACTLY how rumors start!

[Bayard]

2. Elmer Christ just doesn't have the same ring to it

[tblue37]

3. I've often wondered how history would have been affected if the holy family were named

Max, Darren, and Laverne.