My weeds are really coming along

[Duncanpup]

Whoever knew I had a green thumb.

[elleng]

1. 'Mine' too!!!

[Tetrachloride]

2. one of the weeds may have leaves suitable for greens salad.

Ask a local pro.

[Diamond_Dog]

3. You can eat dandelion greens.

Or so I am told.

[Binkie The Clown]

4. I used to own a nature preserve fo endangered weeds, but...

... my neighbors complained, so I had to replace them with "proper" plants.

[PJMcK]

5. We don't really have a grass lawn

It's a mixture of grass, weeds, wild flowers and other ground cover. I still have to mow it every week or two, though. Our house is in a forest on the side of a mountain and by mowing the "grass," I keep the woods at bay.

[Cracklin Charlie]

6. My yard has become the thicket.

It has rained a yard this month, I swear.

There’s no keepin’ up.