Thanks a bunch, MickeyD's - More dumbing down of the English language.

[Totally Tunsie]

"Nothing could be more perfecter."

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bCVB/mcdonalds-mix-and-match-the-nothing-is-more-perfecter-deal-two-for-350

[CurtEastPoint]

1. Quoting Lauren Boobert? Perjury T Greene?

[royable]

2. Obviously a "perfecter" is a noun, one who perfects.

But what is the adverb "more" doing modifying a noun? The mind reels in a miasma of mangled syntax.

[Binkie The Clown]

4. I thought that was a "perfectizer."

As follower of Perfectationism I want to be sure to get it rightly.

[Diamond_Dog]

3. Be Best, Mickey D's!

[honest.abe]

5. Would that be the "most perfectist" meal deal ever?

[trof]

6. Quadruple Big Mac,

Bushel of fries, 1 quart chocolate shake.
All for $4.99.

[honest.abe]

9. supersizeit!

[LakeArenal]

7. It's so much worse when it's a news anchor ....

Or a home seller’s agent calling themselves a
“real la tor”.

[Totally Tunsie]

12. It grates...

[LeftInTX]

8. "I'm a perfecter...name it after me!"

[ShazzieB]

10. I'm having flashbacks.

Anyone else remember those Kraft Mac and Cheese commercials with the kids saying they liked it because it was "more cheesier"?

That was the first thing I thought of, when I saw the tite on this post. It was a while back, but I can't remember how far back, just that those ads made me want to facepalm, every time.

[Totally Tunsie]

11. This one makes my ears cry.