Just a duck hanging out....

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

[sakabatou]

1. XD

[PJMcK]

2. An old joke I recently remembered

C M R DUX
M R NOT DUX
O S A R
C M R FEET
C M R WANGS
L ILL B M R DUX

[eppur_se_muova]

5. Have you ever heard of 'Hayesian' ?

This is the language Hayes modems (the industry standard for many years) used to communicate with each other; other mfgrs were forced by necessity to adopt the same language. Actual modem script to establish a connection follows:

F U N E X
S V F X
F U N E M
S V F M
O K L F M N X

[PJMcK]

6. X L N T

[keithbvadu2]

3. Taking a break... out of the water.

[mucifer]

4. aww poor little beast