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LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)
Thu Jul 7, 2022, 04:46 AM Jul 2022

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT/LEGAL NOTICE

Effective July 7, 2022, my standard response to all posts in "The DU Lounge" is hereby changing. The previous phrase is null and void as of this date.

This change is the result of week-long negotiations with DU's legal representation, who deemed my previous standard response as being "inappropriate."

I have signed a legally binding agreement which states that I must not provide details of the above discussed negotiations. I can only reveal that I represented myself in these negotiations, and DU was represented by a gentleman referred to as "Big Harold".

Let it be known that my previous standard response of "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" has now been changed to "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM".

Copies of the agreement delineating this change will be provided by the DU clerk to interested parties upon request, for a fee of $1.50 per copy.

The below signatures indicate final agreement by all involved parties.

Electronically signed,

LuckyCharms, DU Member

Big Harold, DU Legal Counsel/Enforcement Goon

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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT/LEGAL NOTICE (Original Post) LuckyCharms Jul 2022 OP
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. n/t PoliticAverse Jul 2022 #1
HOLY FUCKING SHIT...wait.... LuckyCharms Jul 2022 #2
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! Ptah Jul 2022 #3
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! LuckyCharms Jul 2022 #6
Right. About that. Tetrachloride Jul 2022 #4
Blessed be thy stinky poo... multigraincracker Jul 2022 #5
hahahaha Evergreen Emerald Jul 2022 #8
Morally and Spiritually Excellent Copulating Crap! MiHale Jul 2022 #7
Divine Fornication Fecal Matter just doesn't have the same ring. Ferrets are Cool Jul 2022 #9

LuckyCharms

(17,444 posts)
2. HOLY FUCKING SHIT...wait....
Thu Jul 7, 2022, 04:53 AM
Jul 2022

I APOLOGIZE BIG HAROLD, I JUST FORGOT! YOU UNDERSTAND , RIGHT? SIMPLE MISTAKE! HAVEN'T YOU EVER MADE A MISTA...PUT THE BAT DOWN HAROLD....ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL PRACTICE!

WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM

IS THAT BETTER HAROLD? PLEASE HAROLD...

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