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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT/LEGAL NOTICE
Effective July 7, 2022, my standard response to all posts in "The DU Lounge" is hereby changing. The previous phrase is null and void as of this date.
This change is the result of week-long negotiations with DU's legal representation, who deemed my previous standard response as being "inappropriate."
I have signed a legally binding agreement which states that I must not provide details of the above discussed negotiations. I can only reveal that I represented myself in these negotiations, and DU was represented by a gentleman referred to as "Big Harold".
Let it be known that my previous standard response of "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" has now been changed to "WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM".
Copies of the agreement delineating this change will be provided by the DU clerk to interested parties upon request, for a fee of $1.50 per copy.
The below signatures indicate final agreement by all involved parties.
Electronically signed,
LuckyCharms, DU Member
Big Harold, DU Legal Counsel/Enforcement Goon
PoliticAverse
(26,366 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)I APOLOGIZE BIG HAROLD, I JUST FORGOT! YOU UNDERSTAND , RIGHT? SIMPLE MISTAKE! HAVEN'T YOU EVER MADE A MISTA...PUT THE BAT DOWN HAROLD....ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I'LL PRACTICE!
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM
IS THAT BETTER HAROLD? PLEASE HAROLD...
Ptah
(33,032 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,444 posts)Tetrachloride
(7,849 posts)multigraincracker
(32,688 posts)So saith thy goon
Amen
Evergreen Emerald
(13,069 posts)that made me laugh.
MiHale
(9,734 posts)Ferrets are Cool
(21,107 posts)Methinks Big Harold was much to hard on ya.