Yesterday, I walked into the exam room, and the patient told me "You look nice today".

[Aristus]

Why do people only tell me that when I'm wearing a mask?

[Chin music]

1. BC

they don't want to...erm...look a gift horse in the mouth?? Teh heh.

[Aristus]

2. I'm fifty-three. I suppose that counts as 'long in the tooth'.

[Chin music]

4. Heh heh.

Old enough to 'get the joke'...thankfully. Woo hoo.

[A HERETIC I AM]

9. FIFTY THREE?!? I HAVE UNDERWEAR THAT OLD!!!

::::::Quickly does the math:::::

Never mind.

Ummmm…


I HAVE MEMORIES FROM MY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL YEARS THAT OLD!!!

[Marthe48]

3. Just take the lift!

I wore a mask into a church sale today and the lady I paid wondered if I was my granddaughter's Mom.

[Harker]

5. Last week my in-laws saw a fresh photo of me shaven.

After commenting that they initially thought that my wife must have a new boyfriend, it was unanimous that I should put it back.

We get no respect.

[Cracklin Charlie]

6. You probably have dreamy eyes.

Like David Axelrod.

[Aristus]

8. They're brown and unremarkable.

Kinda small, too. I was under the impression that large eyes are beautiful eyes.

[SharonClark]

7. My mom tells her pharmacist that regularly.