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wnylib

(21,682 posts) Sun Jul 17, 2022, 11:50 PM Jul 2022

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Bear in the woods joke

A man is hiking in the woods when suddenly a huge bear jumps out at him. Terrified, without a gun or bear spray, the man prays, "Dear God, let this be a Christian bear."

Immediately, the bear falls to his knees and says, "Thank you, Lord, for this meal I am about to enjoy."

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Bear in the woods joke (Original Post) wnylib Jul 2022 OP

Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks Walleye Jul 2022 #1

Neither the rabbit or I saw that coming. rubbersole Jul 2022 #2

When a bear shits in the woods, and there's no one there Harker Jul 2022 #3

Walleye

(31,101 posts)

1. Bear and a rabbit were taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks

Reply to wnylib (Original post)

Sun Jul 17, 2022, 11:58 PM

Jul 2022

The rabbit, “do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur?” rabbit says no. So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it

rubbersole

(6,742 posts)

2. Neither the rabbit or I saw that coming.

Reply to Walleye (Reply #1)

Mon Jul 18, 2022, 12:19 AM

Jul 2022

Harker

(14,062 posts)

3. When a bear shits in the woods, and there's no one there

Reply to wnylib (Original post)

Mon Jul 18, 2022, 05:49 PM

Jul 2022

to smell it, does it stink?

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