I went on a date yesterday... and I have proof that women are evil.

[DetlefK]

First date.

I told her a story how I had once overheard two women talking to each other in a lounge. One told the other about "her new puppy": A love-sick guy who kept "accidently" running into her.

My date: "I don't understand this story."

Me: "Ehrm, well, it's funny because, ehrm, she calls him a puppy for following her around."

My date: "I would never compare a man to a dog! Dogs are trustworthy and loyal!"

[Lochloosa]

1. Sounds like a keeper 😜

[Rincewind]

2. Leave your sandwich

unattended for a minute, and see how trustworthy a dog is.

[MiHale]

3. My dog will never touch my food even laid directly in front of him.

Of course he has his own refrigerator and cooktop

[rubbersole]

9. Who loves you more?

Lock your dog and your spouse in the trunk of your car. Open it in an hour and see who's glad to see you.

[arlyellowdog]

4. Totally understand it's a joke, but why does it make her evil?

[samnsara]

5. meeeeOW

[Merlot]

6. So you told a woman a story about how bad women are

on a first date and now she's the evil one?

[arlyellowdog]

7. That is how I met my husband.

It was 1968 and a guy at a party started talking about some catty women he had met. I looked over and a guy just glanced over at him and gave me a look of sympathy. I was married to the second guy until he died in 2016.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

8. Yeah, well, Hitler had a dog that loved him too.