A man was once asked what

[kairos12]

were the names of his 2 menacing watchdogs.

He said, “Timex and Rolex.”

😂

[wnylib]

1. When I was at the vet's with my cat,

I encountered a biology professor that I had had in college. He was there with his dog and told me that he had two of them, but only one needed to see the vet that day. I asked what the dog's name was and he said, "Watson." I could not resist asking if the other dog was named, "Crick."

He laughed and said, no, the other dog was actually named Holmes. LOL.

[kairos12]

3. Hee-helix.

[wnylib]

6. Yeah, instead of Watson and Crick,

the dogs were Watson and Holmes. Would have been even funnier if they were bloodhounds, but they were little terriers.

My cat hissed at the dog.

[MLAA]

2. Harley and Davidson would make good names.

I knew a woman who named her two cats Simon &Schuster.

[Mr.Bill]

4. My grandson, who owns a motorcycle shop

and is a total gearhead named his first child, a girl, Harley. Two years later he named his second child, a boy, Henry after Henry Ford.

[MLAA]

5. Excellent names!

Right on, grandson!

[gratuitous]

7. Knew someone years ago

Named her cats Emerson, Lake and Palmer.

[kairos12]

8. Sounds like a Lucky Man

[discntnt_irny_srcsm]

9. I read that this famous inventor...

...Bill Lear (autopilot, Lear Jet...) named his daughter Shanda.

[unc70]

10. Lear's Wiki confirms Shanda