Kids really do say the darnedest things. This tweet cracked me up:

[tblue37]

ely kreimendahl
@ElyKreimendahl

last night I told my four year old I loved her and she said “I love you so much that if someone chopped your head off I’d carry it around forever in a bag”

Link to tweet

[Karadeniz]

1. Sweet and sour !!!!

[3catwoman3]

2. Good grief - what kind of media is this kid...

…being exposed to?

[dchill]

3. "The Thing That Couldn't Die"

A 1958 horror film. One of those "so bad it's good" efforts. I watched it on YouTube's MST3K channel night before last.

[First Speaker]

4. Sir Thomas More's daughter kept his head the rest of her life...

...after Henry VIII thoughtfully removed it for him. I seem to recall she kept a candle in it, but I might be mistaken about that...