Hey! My religion says ....

[Diamond_Dog]

A Higher Power
By Joey Alison Sayers

[Walleye]

1. My religion says that you can't make me follow the rules of your religion.

I think that pretty much states the first amendment on religion

[EYESORE 9001]

2. I've known several adherents of that religion

I always greet them with a phrase that is sacred in my sect:

FUCK OFF!

[Warpy]

6. I do that one only if I'm in a hurry

Otherwise, it's a hearty Chamber of Commerce handshake while I say "I knew god was dead, but I didn't know you'd gotten his job! Congratulations!"

The looks of sheer horror and panic are hilarious.

Might even make one or two of them think.

[Hekate]

8. Love it!

[ck4829]

3. My religion says tattoos are acceptable

And then watch as religious beliefs suddenly aren't that important.

Really...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Body_Modification#Legal_cases

[Wounded Bear]

4. K & R...nt

[Sibelius Fan]

5. The two words all religions fear:

Prove it.

[calimary]

7. Good one!