Gosh darnit.

[LuckyCharms]

Dag nabbit.

Dad gummit.

Gol dangit.

Dog gonnit.

Tarnation.

Dad blastit.

Confoundit.

Good gracious.

Heavens to Betsy.

[catbyte]

1. Gosh darnit!

That was always my mom's fave, lol. I won't tell you what my dad's was, but it wasn't nearly as polite.

[Irish_Dem]

2. Just practicing or did something happen?

[LuckyCharms]

5. Just practicing for my job interview.

[Irish_Dem]

6. I grew up in an Irish Catholic military family.

We used real cuss words.

Not the nice things on your list.

[LuckyCharms]

8. Catholic as well, but Italian.

I swear like a sailor. Not sure where I got it from, because my parents didn't swear.

My mother whispered "shit" once under her breath, and she was so embarrassed, she avoided me for about a week.

[Irish_Dem]

11. Military kids heard their fathers swearing.

And using colorful language.

Plus my Irish cousins from Boston swore up a storm from a young age.

[GreenWave]

9. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

I was asked this as question #25 or so

"Hopefully wrapping up this interview!"

And I got the job and still have it.

[LuckyCharms]

10. I always say "anywhere but here".

I don't do well on interviews.

[Mr.Bill]

16. On the other side of this desk.

[LudwigPastorius]

19. So, "unleashing Hell on those I have surpassed in my meteoric rise to the top" would be...

a bad answer?

[ShepKat]

3. Heavens to Murgatroyd

exit stage left

[niyad]

4. no more money for the swear jar?

[a kennedy]

14. I filled glass jars so fast from my swearing, I just quit contributing.

Gotta change my ways……and thanks for so many other options.

[Blue Owl]

7. Consarnit

[dchill]

12. Hey! We don't cotton to that kind of talk around here!

[Walleye]

13. What the actual heck?

[Lars39]

15. Well, I swan

[Mr.Bill]

17. What is your biggest fault?

Honesty.

Well, I don't think honesty is a fault.

I don't give a fuck what you think.

[LudwigPastorius]

18. "Dadburn Sapsucker!" was...

as salty as one of my grandads ever got.

...and he fought in France in WWI.