I have a question. Hopefully someone here can help.

[LuckyCharms]

How do you handle a situation where your butler is slacking off?

I want to confront him, but I'm afraid he'll poison me.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. Is there anyone else worthy of the position

among the valets and footmen of your household?

[LuckyCharms]

2. Well, possibly my dishwasher, but he's only acceptable when

I have no guests around.

Because of his hygiene.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

3. Well then it seems he's hardly suitable to buttle, wouldn't you say?

One of their most important duties is to greet the guests and callers at your Estate.

A butler must be well-kempt and presentable in every way.

Otherwise what will the social pages say?

[LuckyCharms]

4. You're right, I wasn't thinking.

This situation has me so upset, that I can't think straight.

It actually upsetting my stomach.

So much so, that I just shit my freshly pressed pantaloons.

[usonian]

5. Ohhh Nooooh. Damn that butler.

And avoid the Curry!

[MLAA]

6. All I can say is stay out of your library and whatever you do don't invite Colonel Mustard over.

[IcyPeas]

7. this him?

[malthaussen]

8. Poison him first.

Plenty of butlers out there.

-- Mal