Be careful when you check your kids' candy this year

[jmowreader]

If the only thing they get back are candy corn and Necco wafers, they're going to know you're up to something.

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. Beware of needles in the payphone coin return too.

[wnylib]

3. What community still has payphones?

[leftieNanner]

2. Or Sweet tarts

Those are gross.

I can actually pass on the Snickers too.

Blasphemy, I know.

[Glamrock]

4. Man that brings back the memories!

My old man was thief! Always nicking my candy bars. Like, dude! Can't you nosh on the popcorn balls instead?

[SWBTATTReg]

5. Who goes Trick or Treating now? I'd prefer to have a private Halloween party, and pass your

own Halloween goodies out at the party, where you know that the goodies are safe for the kids (and the kids aren't in any danger wondering about on the Streets, etc.