We used to open the bar to Happy Hour on Friday nights.

[trof]

*wipes up drink ring from bar*
What'll you have?

[OAITW r.2.0]

1. A gin Bloody Mary please.

A couple of cocktail onions would make it perfect.

[trof]

4. A Bloody Mary with balls! Right!

[OAITW r.2.0]

11. Drank more than a few glasses of Cab Sav.

Think I'll do a Tanq BM.

[MontanaMama]

2. Cheers!

This makes me think of DUer, Aristus.

I just opened a lovely red blend from Patterson Cellars in the Walla Walla valley. It’s wonderful and will go well with burgers on the grill.

[trof]

5. prost

[bucolic_frolic]

3. Gin, tonic, apricot brandy

[trof]

7. All three? OK.

Cheers

[bucolic_frolic]

13. yes, i think there's one drink where you add vodka too, but i can't remember it

[peacebuzzard]

6. Pilsner Urquell czech beer

specifically. thx.

[trof]

8. Done

[ultralite001]

9. A Fuzzy Navel, plz...

That is all...

[trof]

12. Here ya go.

And a bowl of peanuts.
Cajun and salted in the shell.
Just throw the shells on the floor.
EarlG will sweep up in the morning.

[ultralite001]

14. May your evening be equally blessed...

That is all...

[trof]

15. merci

[trof]

10. I actually bartended for a while in college.

Frank's Supper Club in Tuscaloosa.
It was a low dive.
Fights nightly.
A lot of fun.

[Sanity Claws]

16. A virtual drink should be okay

I'll have a Cosmopolitan. I know umbrellas are usually not included in Cosmos but could you put an umbrella in it, please?

[trof]

18. Absolutely. We have a HUGE supply of little paper umbrellas.

Keep the rain off of that Cosmo, right?
Don't want to dilute it.

[highplainsdem]

17. Guinness, please. And some of those Cajun peanuts.

[trof]

19. Sure. Ask ultralite to pass 'em down.

Wait.
Here, I put out some more bowls.
Enjoy.

[highplainsdem]

23. Thanks! Good idea to put out extra bowls. You're going to

have a crowd.

[trof]

20. How come nobody's playing the jukebox?

Too damn quiet in here.

[highplainsdem]

24. I just posted this in the thread for John Mellencamp's birthday, but it'll

work for the jukebox here, too.

[Yavin4]

21. I'll take an Old Fashion please.

Thank you.

[trof]

29. Here ya' go.

Muddled the bitters and two maraschino cherries and an orange slice.

[trof]

22. Just heard the dinner bell.

Need an substitute bartender.
Volunteers?
Sayonara

[badhair77]

26. No problem.

I’ll help myself to a pour of bourbon till you return.

[madinmaryland]

25. I'm in the hot tub with an ice cold Sam Adams and.,,

Naked. Well, it is a hot tub!

[MLAA]

27. I'd like a Bloody Mary and please float a little Guineas on top!

Yum. Is the kitchen open?

[trof]

30. Burgers only. Chef has gone home.

[Aristus]

28. One Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, please.

If I survive drinking the first, I’ll order a second.

[trof]

31. Frozen or on the rocks?

[Aristus]

32. If I drink it, I'll be both.

Fortunately, there are a number of voluntary organizations devoted to helping PGGB drinkers rehabilitate afterwards.

[trof]

33. Hmmm...ingredients?

[Aristus]

34. Straight from Douglas Adams' "The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy":

Zaphod Beeblebrox is the inventor of the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, a fictional cocktail based on Janx Spirit. The series describes the drink as "the alcoholic equivalent of a mugging – expensive and bad for the head" and states that the effect of one "is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick". In the television series, two Gargle Blaster drinkers collapse in open-eyed unconsciousness after drinking while the spilled drink burns a hole in the floor; in the film, after the Guide is done explaining what the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster is and its effects, Ford and Zaphod yell in pain. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy gives the recipe as follows:

"Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four liters of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphuor.
Add an olive.
Drink...but very carefully."

The Guide also implies that there are multiple voluntary organisations available to rehabilitate those who would try the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. Real versions of the drink have been made available at some stage shows of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, as well as bars such as Zaphod Beeblebrox in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. In an interview, Douglas Adams stated that there are a number of environmental and weapons treaties, as well as laws of physics, which prevent the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster from being mixed on Earth

[trof]

35. OK, so basically...

It's an Over and Under Flaming Moonbeam with a twist?
No sweat.
Commin' right up.
Hang on to yer hat.

[Aristus]

36. Wow, I like the sound of that!

[trof]

37. I should warn you.

It includes the self ignition of flatulence.
Not actually part of the drink, but essential to the ceremony.
Not for the faint of heart.