🥪How do you cut your sandwich?🥪

[Floyd R. Turbo]

Diagonally

Horizontally

Vertically

Not At All

And I just know one of you weirdos will have a completely different way of doing it! 😁

[FalloutShelter]

1. Horizontally...

Unless I use a cookie cutter to make tree sandwiches for the holidays… weird-o huh?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

2. 😁

[onecaliberal]

3. I use a cookie cutter. It's a circle.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. 😳

[LisaM]

5. I prefer diagonally, but....

most bread isn't square, it's oblong. Diagonal is better on the square.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

7. 🤗

[rurallib]

6. I employ a two hand rip

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. 🫣

[Elessar Zappa]

8. Usually not at all unless it's grilled cheese.

Then it’s diagonal and any other way is pure heresy.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

10. 😁

[Shermann]

11. The diagonal cut is geometrically superior

You can fan out the two halves on the plate to make room for an assload of chips.

The horizontal-cutting crazies get their chips all up in the sandwich making a big mess.

[underpants]

14. Butt...did you get any chips?

[Floyd R. Turbo]

32. 🤔

[Tree-Hugger]

12. Diagonal

Diagonal tastes better. This is a scientifically verifiable fact.

[Polly Hennessey]

21. I agree. Not only does it taste better but

it is aesthetically pleasing to the eye. 😋 And the chips part is true.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

33. 😁

[democratic2021]

43. :9

+

[underpants]

13. Parallel to the cutting board

[Floyd R. Turbo]

34. 😏

[Yavin4]

15. Like a true American, Diagonally n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

35. 😁

[Glorfindel]

16. Diagonally

from upper left to lower right. Any other cut is barbaric.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

36. ☺️

[LakeArenal]

17. What????You elitists with your "utensils"!!!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

37. 😁

[uppityperson]

18. With a knife

[Floyd R. Turbo]

38. 😏

[EYESORE 9001]

19. Cut? Heresy!

I have a full set of cutting devices ready to show that sammich who’s boss.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

39. 😁

[wendyb-NC]

20. All of the above

[Floyd R. Turbo]

44. 🤗

[Marthe48]

22. I cut it in fours

then cut 2 of the squares into triangles. So my granddaughter could get squares and triangles.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

45. ☺️

[cksmithy]

23. I don't cut it at all.

When I ate sandwiches I did use a diagonal cut, but as a celiac sufferer and have never found a gluten free bread that isn't full of other ingredients that upset my stomach. I have had a stomach ache since I could ever remember, then went gluten free around 2017, I was born in 1951, now I do not have daily stomach aches, diarrhea, (I know too much info but it is true). Now 60+ years later I can eat food that I enjoy and not get sick. When our children were young definitely diagonal, again small triangles.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

46. 😢

[Cairycat]

24. When I was a kid, my mom always

cut sandwiches horizontally, but I preferred the diagonal cut I'd get in restaurants. So I've always cut sandwiches diagonally.

When my kids were little, I'd cut the diagonal halves in half, position the points of two triangles together, and called it a "butterfly sandwich", which they seemed to like.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

47. 😃

[sl8]

25. Popular Mechanics weighs in:

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/math/a32690399/triangles-rectangles-best-way-cut-sandwich-math/

Triangles vs. Rectangles: What's the Better Way to Cut a Sandwich?
Which shape gives you the best bite? Our math definitively settles the debate.

BY CAROLINE DELBERT
PUBLISHED: MAY 28, 2020

[Floyd R. Turbo]

48. 🤔

[MLAA]

26. Husband recently made me a pbj and cut it horizontally.

I swear it just didn’t taste right! The answer is diagonal, and in an emergency a vertical cut will do, but horizontal? No, that just isn’t right.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

49. 😁

[nuxvomica]

27. Vertical for wet; diagonal for dry

So egg salad, tuna fish, PB&J, all vertical because it has the smallest cut edge, reducing leakage; cold cuts, diagonal for easier mouth insertion.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

50. 🤗

[Conjuay]

28. Not at all -

- I’m a world class masticator.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

51. 🫣

[TexasBushwhacker]

29. Not at all n/t

[Floyd R. Turbo]

52. 😳

[ironflange]

30. Diagonally, of course

We are not barbarians.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

53. 🤗

[Brother Buzz]

31. Never, ever, cut sandwiches on a diagonal...

because you create two triangles, each with two pointy corners that could puncture your guts

[Floyd R. Turbo]

54. 😁

[Xipe Totec]

40. Ventrally

as in cut the bread along the thinnest side, but not all the way. Like a butterfly cut.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

55. 🤔

[tanyev]

41. Ooh, cut sandwiches. Fancy.

Some of us proceed from the assembling phase directly to the eating phase.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

56. 😳

[Mr. Scorpio]

42. I don't

[Floyd R. Turbo]

57. 😁

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

58. I cut it in arcs, using my teeth.

And my preferred place to eat is leaning over the kitchen sink. Anything that falls will be rinsed down the disposal unit.

Speaking of which, it's almost lunch time ...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

63. 😁

[debm55]

59. Horizontally

[Floyd R. Turbo]

64. ☺️

[debm55]

68. Hey Floyd

why did I only get a half ass smiley????

[Iggo]

60. With my teeth.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

65. 😬

[AuntieKatie]

61. Diagonally

Into 3 pieces.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

66. 🤔

[LuckyCharms]

62. By using the power of prayer.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

67. 😇

[debm55]

69. Sometimes I use Trump's magic wand and it's "cut"

however I think.