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Physics demos with Dr. Tatiana Erukhimova: (Original Post) sl8 Oct 2022 OP
Love it! Bo Zarts Oct 2022 #1
This recalls the famous thermodynamics joke answering an exam question. NNadir Oct 2022 #2
Love it! MLAA Oct 2022 #3

Bo Zarts

(25,397 posts)
1. Love it!
Sat Oct 15, 2022, 05:48 PM
Oct 2022

I had a physics professor at Auburn in 1966 who spent a whole period proving that heaven is hotter than hell. He used Bible verses and thermodynamics .. filled the blackboard with equations! Pissed off a lot of fundies, who got up and left the class.

NNadir

(33,521 posts)
2. This recalls the famous thermodynamics joke answering an exam question.
Sat Oct 15, 2022, 07:59 PM
Oct 2022
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?


The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term:

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.

1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2) Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it ? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year that "It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then (2) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A.


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