Not today, Jesus

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🇨🇦Courtney Heard (she/her) 💛💙 @godless_mom 14h
Not today, Jesus.

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[James48]

1. An awful lot of power lines there.

It won’t be hard for him to accidentally go up in smoke.

[Sneederbunk]

2. What are you doing, trying to kill me?

The Romans did not have to contend with powerlines.

[yonder]

3. Our family lived in the Philippines for a bit some 50+ years ago.

Every Easter they do that stuff, and worse, for some reason.

Good thing he didn't get hoisted - might have gotten electrocuted in that rats nest of overhead utility wires.

[grumpyduck]

4. Those old legionnaires

must be rolling over in their graves.

That's embarrassing.

[GreenWave]

5. Put him in the coliseum

The Lions need to improve their record.

[bigtree]

6. that's not going to help

[czarjak]

7. FCS!

[Irish_Dem]

8. Jesus says hell no, I'm outa here.

[True Dough]

9. Would make for

an electrifying sermon!