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underpants

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Sun Oct 16, 2022, 05:52 PM Oct 2022

This joke has many elements 👀😃🤔

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake...

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things’:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'.

I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.

The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy ... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No ... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times’...😂

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This joke has many elements 👀😃🤔 (Original Post) underpants Oct 2022 OP
And then the fight started ...nt Wicked Blue Oct 2022 #1
dehumanizing n/t KatK Oct 2022 #2
good one!!!! demigoddess Oct 2022 #3
You made me laugh out loud. Thanks. zanana1 Oct 2022 #4
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