A wee bit of dis and dat

[packman]

[Laffy Kat]

1. .....

[keithbvadu2]

2. Just how many hide-a-poos does he plan to buy until he loses his lawn?

Just how many hide-a-poos does he plan to buy until he loses his lawn?

[CCExile]

6. HIS lawn? This is for his neighbors' lawns.

[IronLionZion]

3. Republicans solve problems by banning scientific studies

and prefer to do their own research by watching idiots on youtube.

[KS Toronado]

7. Rs always look for the cheapest way out.

Like burying their head in the sand.

[IronLionZion]

8. That sand might be underwater soon

People are drawn to red states for the low taxes. But they might end up paying more in other ways.

[FakeNoose]

11. It doesn't stop them from expecting government bailouts

... when their beachfront properties go underwater.

[spike jones]

4. Regarding Edgar Allen Poe, I read a book about how mental illness, depression and drug abuse

contributed to great English literature. One point was imagine Poe on Prozac sees a bird above a door and he says, "Hi birdie."

[nuxvomica]

5. I believe the last one is the Earl of Scritchingham

Seen pictured with his bride, Lady Squishbeans of the Friskieshire Squishbeans. Correct me if I am wrong.

[ChazInAz]

12. With all due respect

The happy couple is Tsarevka Natasha Krospina I of Ulthar, with her consort Prince Shadowskiddyboomboom The Pitiless of Carcosa.

[wryter2000]

9. The cabbage on the head

May help keep the lady cool. I notice people are in warm weather clothing.

[Sanity Claws]

10. I thought the guy had lost his yarmulke

and used a cabbage leaf to cover his head.
But after you said that, I looked again and realized that the person is probably an Asian woman and not a Jewish man.

[Wild blueberry]

13. Thank you!

Day brightener.

[Wounded Bear]

14. K & R...nt