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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsI'm doing some stupid shit right now.
Is there a way I can put myself on ignore?
Block myself?
Unfriend myself?
Bayard
(22,172 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)start yodeling in bed.
So I better stay here.
Beat me to it!
OAITW r.2.0
(24,656 posts)It would help.
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)So by law, I must decline.
But, thank you.
debm55
(25,531 posts)Last edited Fri Nov 18, 2022, 12:11 AM - Edit history (1)
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)So by law, I was required to post it.
FoxNewsSucks
(10,435 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)OAITW r.2.0
(24,656 posts)We are all here to help!
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)OAITW r.2.0
(24,656 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)Any texture qualifications?
OAITW r.2.0
(24,656 posts)and provide, hopefully, supportive communication.: roll:
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)some other guy's pubic hair?
OAITW r.2.0
(24,656 posts)It's all about trust.
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)OAITW r.2.0
(24,656 posts)otherwise I will have to declare bullshit. Just advising....
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)I have a lot of spray paint in the basement.
I'm going to spray all of my pubes gray, so the real gray one isn't noticeable.
OAITW r.2.0
(24,656 posts)Most of the DU Community - the good looking ones - are suggesting to give up now, while you are still behind, Just a thought.
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)Tell the community that I don't have any gray paint, so I'm moving my arms really fast while spraying a can of black and a can of white together and trying to get them to blend naturally.
If that doesn't work out, I'll use a black Sharpie on the grey one.
OAITW r.2.0
(24,656 posts)But - when your done spraying - you will be a gray Lucky Charm.
Solly Mack
(90,789 posts)for being so judgmental, causing you to feel as if you're doing even more stupid shit.
Vicious cycle.
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)Get two birds stoned at once.
Solly Mack
(90,789 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)On the rare occasion when the three of us were together at once, I would say "Sharon is Karen".
They would always tell me to shut the fuck up.
Solly Mack
(90,789 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)Solly Mack
(90,789 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)Where's that $20 you owe me from 1978?
Solly Mack
(90,789 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)getagrip_already
(14,864 posts)You won't come within a light year of just one of the stupid things musk did today.
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)I don't have the sexual stamina to fuck an entire company.
getagrip_already
(14,864 posts)I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm good once as I ever was.....
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)She said "You were good tonight, for once".
magicarpet
(14,181 posts)Unleash the wolves and let them dine on your extremities and limbs.
Contrition is said to be a very noble gesture.
Self-flagellation is another method to discipline oneself. But some find it rather extreme. Not to be nosy - but are you into S&M ?
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)the Hoover administration.
magicarpet
(14,181 posts)Some really good deals for the same can be found on the Internet.
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)or can I save half of them in case I want to have sex again next year?
Srkdqltr
(6,333 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,334 posts)Otherwise, you won't have an excuse in the morning.
LuckyCharms
(17,460 posts)That's why I have to take so many drugs.
Mr.Bill
(24,334 posts)because when they get up in the morning, that's the best they're gonna feel all day - Dean Martin.