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MiHale

(9,782 posts) Sun Nov 20, 2022, 07:29 PM Nov 2022

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Faster than light joke...

NERD ALERT!

A faster than light neutrino says ‘I'll have a whisky’, sits down, then walks into a bar.

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Faster than light joke... (Original Post) MiHale Nov 2022 OP

"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room.... Brother Buzz Nov 2022 #1

🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😜 MiHale Nov 2022 #2

Brother Buzz

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1. "I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room....

Reply to MiHale (Original post)

Sun Nov 20, 2022, 09:10 PM

Nov 2022

and was in bed before the room was dark" - Muhammad Ali

MiHale

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2. 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️😜

Reply to Brother Buzz (Reply #1)

Sun Nov 20, 2022, 09:22 PM

Nov 2022

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