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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThe Great Walmart Toilet Paper Stampede of 2020.
Terror had gripped my small city, toilet paper was gone from every store, even paper napkins and
paper towel supplies were dwindling. Gas station bathrooms had been raided. The mood was grim
and people's faces showed the pain of anal retention. Then Walmart issued a statement that there
would be a shipment of TP available upon opening one April Saturday morning.
We got there early we thought, but there was already a long line in front of the unopened door. The
word was that only one door, the north one, would be open when the time came. In the cold and dim
light, people stomped their feet, and exhaled steam, waiting for the prized paper and the mad dash home
to get relief. We were in line way back, near the south door, hoping there would still be paper left when
we got in.
By now, the line extended far out into the huge parking lot. I felt sorry for those so far back in line.
Suddenly the doors opened, even the south door near us. People ran through the store to the toilet paper
aisle near the back. there was pushing and shoving and jostling and anger. I was quick because the south
door had opened too. I grabbed two twelve packs and held them tight. Then I saw the sign saying, "One to
a customer" so I gave one of mine to a desperate looking guy unable to make to the the prize.
Things got better in the days that followed as other stores got shipments as well. The panic had passed
and a general relief fell on my little city, but I will never forget the Great Walmart Toilet Paper Stampede.
True Dough
(17,304 posts)a tear from my eye, reading that!
Many happy flushes to you, panader0.
panader0
(25,816 posts)brewens
(13,582 posts)at home. About an 18-month supply for me.
I was in my favorite supermarket when people were swarming the toilet paper isle. I yelled, "we know where the toilet paper is! Let's storm the mill!". That got me a lot of laughs. Our biggest employer is a paper mill that makes the stuff. It still was in short supply even here for a couple of weeks.
Butterflylady
(3,543 posts)barbtries
(28,793 posts)this year I discovered that I bought so much toilet paper in 2020 that we got all the way through 2021 and I never bought anymore until this year.
I battled online for it though. Had to settle for brands I didn't prefer (those go in the downstairs bath now). Got ripped off by a scammer on Amazon (prime; got my money back). It became my habit for awhile there to check availability on a daily basis. I did this with toilet paper, disinfectant wipes, hand sanitizer (never did get Purell but eventually there was something out there), gloves, masks, etc.
The struggle was real.
Unwind Your Mind
(2,042 posts)There really was a time when we thought we wouldnt find any for a long time
That was my answer to some joker asking if I was better off than two years ago
Javaman
(62,528 posts)Mira
(22,380 posts)in post-war Germany (yes - I'm old), our toilet paper was cut and stacked newspaper. I would sit and rub those sheets between my knuckles to soften them. They worked just fine after that.
Of course, people did not have cars to drive to Supercenters to stand in line, but they did read newspapers.
Loved your post; well told. Laughted. And rubbed my knuckles.
Ferrets are Cool
(21,106 posts)which should be mandatory anyway.
If you don't believe that, just watch the short scene in Dead Pool 2.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)"My dear Karen, as I stand on line here in this darken parking lot ... If I do not return, remember me whenever you flush the john."
True Blue American
(17,984 posts)The hysteria on the Neighborhood board. Oh, my God, I just found some TP and PT! Hurry they might still have some never mind it is 20 miles from your house!
Oh, praise God, I found paper towels at this store! They would only yet you have 2!
My comment, wait a week, they will have plenty!
Then this kill joy chimed in. We do not have to worry, we still use cloths!
Darned old women!
area51
(11,908 posts)gfwzig
(139 posts)True Blue American
(17,984 posts)Read while you, uh, er!