Unseasonably large avocado expected to land in the Mississippi basin later this week!

[Anon-C]

[BlueWaveNeverEnd]

1. yum

[question everything]

13. And welcome to DU

[MLAA]

2. Holy guacamole!

[Major Nikon]

8. Right in the middle of the bible belt no less

Thank you, Jesus!

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. Looks over-ripe. . . .nt

[CrispyQ]

4. LOL. Good one!

THanks for the morning chuckle!

[rubbersole]

5. That's the pits...

[LakeArenal]

6. The Attack of the Killer Avocado.

We live next to a Pueblo called Aguacate.

Avocado in English.

Today there is a Christmas market.

[gfwzig]

7. just re-aim it with a sharpie.... you'll be OK

[YoshidaYui]

9. New headlines "Asian Woman with a huge

Jar of Hellman’s Mayonnaise looking to head off the massive AVOCADO!!”

[Backseat Driver]

14. At least that woman doesn't plan to Miracle Whip it...

Looks like I might be just out-of-range of the Mother Nature's served up mush!

[joanbarnes]

10. Nothing that a black sharpie couldn't fix!

[Ford_Prefect]

11. "That's one big avocado."

[liberalla]

12. LOOK OUT BELOW!

I didn't know avocados could fly!

[LudwigPastorius]

15. ...and there's hamburger all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.

[IcyPeas]

16. We're toast!

[Jade Fox]

17. Chief Brody: "We're going to need a bigger bag of chips!"