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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThe average person has sex 91 times per year...
which means I'm in for one HELL of a December.
MLAA
(17,252 posts)LuckyCharms
(17,414 posts)Those things are TERRIBLE lubricants.
MLAA
(17,252 posts)Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. Be the labor (or laborer) great or small do it well or not at all.
LuckyCharms
(17,414 posts)This is a little embarrassing, but what the hell...
See, I have a premature ejaculation problem.
So I tried some of that "numbing gel".
But every time I applied it, I had an orgasm.
calimary
(81,127 posts)LymphocyteLover
(5,638 posts)niyad
(113,081 posts)We will, of course, want full reports, including video!
rurallib
(62,387 posts)NNadir
(33,476 posts)With these happy memories, we can rest up in this and future Decembers.
At this point, we just want to avoid muscle spasms and loss of sleep.
Sancho
(9,067 posts)...
bringthePaine
(1,727 posts)LymphocyteLover
(5,638 posts)sinkingfeeling
(51,438 posts)rzemanfl
(29,554 posts)Please don't spread this statistic around, we live on fixed incomes!
OnlinePoker
(5,719 posts)El Mimbreno
(777 posts)That include DIY?
keithbvadu2
(36,674 posts)Better looking, too.
Damn that reality!
Demnation
(391 posts)Ford_Prefect
(7,873 posts)Kennah
(14,234 posts)rzemanfl
(29,554 posts)Last edited Sat Dec 3, 2022, 04:04 PM - Edit history (1)
IMHO.
njhoneybadger
(3,910 posts)twodogsbarking
(9,680 posts)judesedit
(4,437 posts)DFW
(54,302 posts)I sure was--on both counts!
LymphocyteLover
(5,638 posts)LymphocyteLover
(5,638 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,674 posts)This couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.
The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off,
A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 57 times last year.
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs and comments, See! That was more than once a week!
The second bull is to be sold, Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year.
Again the wife bugs her husband, Hey, thats more than twice a week. What do you say to that?
Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale, And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 365 times last year!
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, Thats once a day, every day of the year! How about you?
The husband was pretty irritated by now and yells back, Sure, once a day! Great! But, you ask the auctioneer if they were all with the same cow!
Marthe48
(16,907 posts)Mr.Bill
(24,253 posts)rickford66
(5,522 posts)Skittles
(153,122 posts)reminds me of this exchange
Doctor: how many times a year do you have sex
Man: including with my wife?
Doctor: yes
Man: none