It seems that Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio were walking down the street...

[First Speaker]

...and they came across a building with a sign out front, "competition to see who is the fairest of them all." Snow White smiles, says "excuse me, gentlemen," and walks in. A half-hour later, she comes out and says "I won, of course."
Soon they come across another building with a sign: "competition to see who's the strongest of all." Superman grins, excuses himself, and emerges soon. "I won, of course."
They come across a third building: "competition to see who's the biggest liar of them all." Pinocchio smiles and says, "this one's for me!", and goes in. A half-hour later, he emerges, tears running down his face.
"Who the hell is Donald Trump?" he asks.


I stole this from the internet, but it made me laugh...

[housecat]

1. good one

[Martin Eden]

2. Pinocchio's nose grows hen he lies

When Trump lies his hands get smaller.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

8. +1 ! . . . nt

[DENVERPOPS]

9. Among

other things.......

Many women have reported that he suffers from what is known as: TWPC.......Teenie Weenie Penis Complex.......

[debm55]

3. First Speaker, I'm going to borrow.

[niyad]

4. I am sooooo stealing this!

[iluvtennis]

5. Love it! n/t

[orleans]

6. i stole this from you and posted it on fb

ah, the circle of life

[TigressDem]

7. K&R K& R K&R K&R K& R K&R K&R K& R K&R

[Evolve Dammit]

10. That's great. Sharing!

[Wild blueberry]

11. Thank you!

[Ziggysmom]

12. Hee hee love it!

[Ziggysmom]

13. Trump at the Opera

At the evening performance, the head usher at the Metropolitan Opera House was quite surprised. During an intermission, one middle aged lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe that I was sexually harassed!"

The usher didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.

At the end of the nights performance in an area close to the first complaint, a second little lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!"

This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon.

A few guests had remained in the opera house, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on.

He found one old man crawling along the opera house floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, can I help you?"

A very bald Donald Trump looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it!

I thought I'd found it twice, but they were both parted in the middle...and mine's parted on the side!"