*** Gets out her staple gun and updates the rules to the DU Lounge Restroom ***

[LynneSin]

[Denninmi]

1. Um, yeah, honestly, I would never relieve nature everywhere.

But I lived in dorms at Michigan State for 2 years with community bathrooms. A lot of guys do at 3:00 on Saturday morning when they're really, really drunk.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. How do you "fasten the faucets"???

[surrealAmerican]

5. You could use a big wrench, or ...

... if you don't have that, duct tape?

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. If they really didn't want me "ruining every facilities in the toilet"....

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... they wouldn'ta fed me the wasabi.
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I thought my first experience was unique, but it turns out every large barracks in the Army
has their "Phantom Shitter", who marks his territory in a really, really big way.
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I've since found that most college dorms seem to have one of these guys, too.
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[woo me with science]

6. Yeah...We had a scary guy in college

who was upset that the dorm's adopted cat would occasionally leave "presents" outside of the litter box.

He insisted it was a dominance and "claiming territory" thing, and he started quietly leaving big human piles around to show the cat who was boss.



Admins put a stop to that pretty quick.

[HopeHoops]

4. Aw, MAN! I LOVE relieving nature everywhere!

[turtlerescue1]

7. PHEW, nothing about squatting in the bushes.