So what's on your fuck-it list?

[Deep13]

It's like the bucket list, but it is stuff that some people want to do that you never want to try.

I'll start.

climb Mt. Everest

bungee jump

sky dive

dog sled to the north or south pole

do any kind of "iron man" anything

hunt anything from a helicopter

[ThoughtCriminal]

1. HOA meetings

If trapped, I'd chew my leg off.

[Deep13]

2. good point. nt

[Mac1949]

3. All of the above (except Mt. Everest. I'd kinda like to try that)

and any kind of social event (I'm very awkward with people I haven't met). Also, discussing politics with any conservative. They'll never agree with anything I have to say, regardless of the facts- and they sure as hell won't convert me, so why waste time?

Sorry, one more. "Extreme" anything (but especially roller coasters).

[Initech]

4. Anything where the goal is to not die

[cliffordu]

5. So....Bicycle touring is out, Hmm?

I just did 434 miles in about 8 days and thought the goal a couple of times was just not dying....

[fizzgig]

6. have kids

jump off or out of anything other than bed
swim with sharks
be out on the open ocean

[Flaxbee]

7. Hunt. period

would never, ever, ever, EVER hunt ANYTHING. Unless it were an extreme post-apocalyptic scenario and I needed to feed my family. We'd probably live on bugs.

Just not really into participating in anything dangerous, like race car driving or extreme sports stuff.

I'd like to learn to fly a helicopter, but know I probably won't do that. I'd like to ride in one, though.

I'd "swim" with sharks - be in a cage - just to be able to see them up-close; I think they're fascinating.

[lovemydog]

8. take steroids,

have kids,

care for a lawn,

climb everest or any cold location,

join a country club,

get into heated arguments on the internets

[Art_from_Ark]

9. Live in a major American metropolitan area

(Actually, I did try that once or twice, but never again)

Spend all day glued to a cell phone

Text message/yak on phone while driving

Put fuzzy dice or any other view-obstructing crap anywhere near my windshield

Put a "Baby on board" sticker on my car

Use the "drive-thru" facility at a bank or fast food place

Get into debt to buy a car or house

Hang out in a sleazy bar

[pipi_k]

15. I've hung out

in a few sleazy bars myself.

Not all it's cracked up to be by people who act like they're having a blast doing it.

Rather sad, actually. Pathetic and pitiful crowd.

Can't believe I ever did it.

[HopeHoops]

10. The Republican convention.

[Liberal Veteran]

12. Not even as the keynote speaker?

You could get up there and whip the crowd into a frenzy by saying increasingly crazy shit while they applaud wildly.

[HopeHoops]

18. Only if I can fart it into a microphone.

[Liberal Veteran]

11. Zip lining to the moon.

Attending a snake handling sermon.

Proving my manhood by wearing the bullet ant glove 20 times.

[LiberalEsto]

13. Swimming naked in The Lounge nt

[pinboy3niner]

14. LOL! Unless you're here on a JUNKet. Then it's okay.

[Yavin4]

16. Camping

There's a reason why we evolved from hunting and gathering and why we invented something called pool side service.

[pipi_k]

17. Most all of what's on your list plus...

roaming the world eating things that should not be thought of as food. By me, anyway.