Funniest jokes from this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival

[corksean]

1) "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." – Stewart Francis

2) "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly." – Tim Vine

3) "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister." – Will Marsh

4) "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case." – Rob Beckett

5) "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet … I don't know Y." – Chris Turner

6) "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze." – Tim Vine

7) "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating." – George Ryegold

8) "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!" – Stewart Francis

9) "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad." – Lou Sanders

10) "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism … she wouldn't fancy her chances." – Nish Kumar

http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2012/aug/21/edinburgh-fringe-funniest-jokes-revealed

[Scuba]

1. A few good ones in the comments...

Heard about the vet that has been carrying out botox injections .... well let me tell you it raised a few eyebrows!

Conjunctivitis.com: there's a site for sore eyes.

[Ron Obvious]

2. Reminds me...

8) "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!" – Stewart Francis

I read a book about anti-gravity. I couldn't put it down.