***Gets his Staple Gun out and posts a sign announcing new boobs at the Library*** (copycat thread)

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[nolabear]

1. Look, they're hard to see over, okay? Hey! Up here, Buster!

I see she's not the ONLY one having a hard time reading...(There's your opening. Go on, drive that truck right thru it.)

[LynneSin]

2. Only boobs I see are some posters here at DU

(you know I all!)

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. !!!

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EYES DOWN HERE, BUDDY!!! EYES DOWN HERE!!!
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[LynneSin]

4. Wow those are some big boobs - are they real?

[MiddleFingerMom]

5. Don't be facetious. You of all people know it's a universally-held belief that MFM is a real boob.

[HopeHoops]

6. Well, at least they look natural. I've never been in to double-stuffed Oreos.