Anyone heard how MFM is doing?

[applegrove]

[Scuba]

1. I understand the doctor prescribed two nurses and 24 hours in bed. He should be fine.

Here's hoping.

[ohiosmith]

2. Do nurses get hazard pay?

[HopeHoops]

3. He's undergoing extensive sponge baths in the naughty bits region by nurses in lace teddies.

I hope he's okay. Haven't heard any actual details, but I bet that's what he has requested.

[Denninmi]

4. Wow, I want to go to his hospital the next time I'm sick.

Last time I was in the hospital, the main nurse I remember, David, would not have been attractive in a lace teddy.

He was, however, a really good nurse.

[HopeHoops]

5. I kept trying to pull out my catheter. A nurse (female) took care of it for me.

My wife was in the room. I was REALLY good at ripping out IV lines.

[Denninmi]

6. Yeah, not a good idea.

I hope you're doing better now, HopeHoops. I have a very high regard for you.

[HopeHoops]

7. Yeah, well, they said there's an inflated balloon or something on the inside. Not a good idea.

But when you're drugged out on opiates and in a foul mood, who KNOWS what you can do!