ADMIT IT HERE!!! HOW MANY OF YOU WEREN'T TOTALLY CONVINCED THAT I'M "FUCKING IMMORTAL"!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

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[Kali]

1. this is why you brought the laptop, isn't it?

[nolabear]

2. Fucking Immortal, and drugged out of your Fucking Mind.

Good to see you, Cher.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Now, don't go wearing yourself um......out...

[turtlerescue1]

4. Well he's baaaaaaaaaaack!

Great, but take it a little slow okay?

[Denninmi]

5. I am totally convinced that you ARE immortal.

You're too fucked up to die. I know the feeling.

Love ya, MFM!

[NightWatcher]

6. so how'd the breast reduction, er I mean heart thingee go?

are they perkier than before and both pointed in the same direction?

[HopeHoops]

7. Can I have some of that morphine?

I just took an oxycodone, but morphine is quicker.

[applegrove]

8. Hospitals have wifi? Just what kind of health plan are you on????

[Ikonoklast]

9. "Waddaya mean I still have one good leg, Doc?"

[ohiosmith]

10. "Immortal" is certainly an unusual name!

Photos would be more convincing than our word alone!

[GoCubsGo]

11. There is only one thing I will admit to.

I admit that I had to look up what "fap" means. In all my years, I have never heard it called that.

As for you being fucking immortal, I have no doubt about that.

[irisblue]

12. I always knew you were

but I don't wanna think too much about the fap thing. glad you're here my friend

[bluesbassman]

13. Just say three Hail Marys, and drop a twenty in the collection box.

That's the usual advice I get when I go on a binge.


Oh wait, you said immortal! Sorry, nevermind.


Glad you're back Bro.

[marzipanni]

14. NO! You don't want to scare the nurses away!

[Baitball Blogger]

15. I was going to write a witty comment,

but everyone beat me to it.

[rug]

16. I have never doubted you are fucking immoral.

Welcome back!

[nolabear]

21. Yes but who's "Immortal"?

[A Simple Game]

17. I am now convinced there is an afterlife. I am also convinced that those residing

there took a vote. They don't want you!

Let all of us know what you did to get them mad at you.

Good to hear from you MFM.

[AsahinaKimi]

18. ...

[redwitch]

19. You damn well better be immortal!

What would the DU world be without the MiddleFinger?

[HeiressofBickworth]

20. Welcome back!!!

Unfortunately you weren't gone long enough for us to develop some really salacious gossip so there isn't much to tell you.

But we certainly want to know how many of those double-nurse bed/baths you managed to get in your short time there.

When you can wipe the smile off your face, write and let us know the gory details.

Best Wishes!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

22. I'm actually still IN the hospital and still very tired. Maybe through the (weakened) weekend.

[HeiressofBickworth]

24. Wow -- you really know how to milk a good thing!

Just how many of these baths are you able to wheedle out of them each day?

Take care, kiddo.

[solara]

23. YaY!!!

Yer back..!!

( um.. I knew that..yes) Hope you get to go home soon!! ( after the sponge bath)

[LynneSin]

25. I posted a photo from your hospital visit

You ignored it



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