Because guys are always bragging

[Nuclear Unicorn]

This thread -- http://www.democraticunderground.com/10021188065 -- reminded me of this joke --

Two men who were constantly engaged in a game of one-upmanship carried to ever more absurd extremes were standing at the side of a very tall bridge urinating over the side when one man looks at the other and says, "Damn that water down there is cold!"

The other looks back at him and says, "And deep too!"

[sadbear]

1. I hear Richard Pryor say that one.

[HopeHoops]

2. It was three guys and the first one says "It's windy".

[pipi_k]

3. Four guys...

and the last one says, "Geez, I think I'm caught on that sandbar out there"

[Nuclear Unicorn]

4. This joke just keeps getting better with each passing post.

[marzipanni]

5. Looking for another related joke I found this-

A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out into the circus ring and the little boy says to his mother:
"What's that?" "That's the elephant's tail," she replies.
"No, under the elephant," says the youngster. The mother is clearly embarrassed and says, "Oh, nothing."
The boy turns to his father and repeats the same question. His father looks and says, "That's the elephant's penis, son."
"So, why did mum say it was nothing?" asks the boy. The father draws himself up to his full height and says:
"Son, I've spoiled that woman."

[Gidney N Cloyd]

6. ...

[nolabear]

7. This joke was featured on Sling Blade.

Well, you had to be there.

[marzipanni]

8. One of our favorite movies

But when I've watched it I keep thinking Billy Bob Thornton must have had a very sore jaw, or had it massaged all the time while shooting the film.

[nolabear]

9. He's talked about how that prosthetic hurt. One of my favorites too.

But Karl couldn't tell a joke for beans.