Mystery 'poop' rains down on cars in drive-thru, family says

[underpants]

Mystery ‘poop’ rains down on cars in drive-thru, family says

https://www.nbc12.com/2023/05/16/mystery-poop-rains-down-cars-drive-thru-family-says/?fbclid=IwAR3c_FnNBO2SNVLCv015Y45PtVvfbxl_vsSenaLJBb9O55EPhrx1C8Ytm7Q#lhq95ge1x49p3pvhyn7


BURNSVILLE, Minn. (WCCO) - After a stinky mess, believed by a Minnesota family to be feces, rained down on multiple cars in a drive-thru, the origins of the substance are still unknown.



“I was looking around, like ‘Who threw it at us?’ But it was very high. It came straight down. It hit on my roof, on my hood. It was all the way down my side,” she said. “Also, my child was with me, so I’m glad the windows weren’t open.”

Browne’s young son described the experience.
“Something landed on my mom’s car,” he said. “It stinked. It was poop.”

Despite everything, Browne completed her transaction and got her daily coffee.

[EYESORE 9001]

1. The Mad Shitter strikes again

I thought he’d gone into retirement, but I guess these times demand a triumphant comeback.

[MutantAndProud]

2. Ha. Good one.

Gross.

[Historic NY]

3. Was Uncle Eddie emptying the shitter at 20000ft.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

4. Holy shit!😇💩❗️

[CurtEastPoint]

5. snort: "It was poop......Browne ...got her daily coffee." I sense a color theme here.

[Hugh_Lebowski]

6. My guess is probably some punk teenagers with a decent size drone

Playing a prank

[Karadeniz]

7. When pigs fly is now!!

[yellowdogintexas]

8. is this going to show up on Idiot of the Week or Bananas first?

I think Bananas.

Unless the part about completing her purchase and getting her coffee qualifies her for Idiot of the Week.

Frankly, both of these fine podcasts can make huge hay with this story.

#Bananimals
#Frangela

[dalton99a]

9. Synchronized avian defecation

[Chipper Chat]

10. .starlings

[GreenWave]

11. Trickle down theory isn't just pee pee.

[Blue Owl]

12. Maybe the shit hit the fan -- or one of those giant wind turbines?

[Midnight Writer]

13. Was there a Trump rally in the area?