Why do we call it our junk?

[TheMightyFavog]

Accordin to a friend of my niece it's "Because it just hangs around, it is mostly useles, and sometimes smells like garbage."

[cliffordu]

1. And, it's mostly kept in your drawers.

[fizzgig]

2. my dad does not like that term

i've been scolded for using it before

[Xyzse]

3. I don't like the term either.

Something that gives so much for so little is not junk.

Unless it is impotent, then I'll consider it junk, but even then, there is a reason why no man can not have sympathy pains for any one suffering the loss of them jewels or those fragile things getting hit.

[Scuba]

4. Why will a man give a name to his penis?

He doesn't want a stranger making his decisions for him.

[Major Nikon]

20. I don't let mine do my thinking for me

But I do consult with him quite a bit.

[HopeHoops]

5. I just call it "the unit".

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. I call him "MLM".

[HopeHoops]

7. Middle Little Mom?

[TrogL]

8. 'cause it smells mouldy

[bluedigger]

9. Because no one else wants it?

[sibelian]

10. If we called it our Magic Rod of Hero Power

people might not take us very seriously. After all, most of the time it's not very rod-like. Not so much Magic Rod of Hero Power as Peaceful Hamster of Hiding and Not Getting Hurt.

[Kali]

16. !

[MiddleFingerMom]

18. My Peaceful Tiny Li'l Groundhog of Hiding and Not Getting Hurt...

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... timidly poked his head out to agree with you... ... ... ... but he was frightened
by his shadow and disappeared again.
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He's not even answering my calls.
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I may be pretty cranky for the next 6 weeks.
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[KamaAina]

11. 'Cause it looks like one of those Chinese boats?

[krispos42]

12. Ummm.... not in my experience

Perhaps your significant other needs to seek medical advice?

[KamaAina]

17. I'll tell her as soon as I find her

[krispos42]

19. Oh, duh.

I'm thinking of male genitalia! 1,000 apologies!

[KamaAina]

21. You never know.

I could be gay. Or female. (but am neither)

[rug]

13. Because it often goes in drawers.

[Motown_Johnny]

14. 'cause it is what you put in the trunk.

[MiddleFingerMom]

15. I call it MY junk... oh presumptuous one.

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(call me)
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[Dystopian]

22. ........

One man's junk is the other woman's treasure.

peace~