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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhich former president(other than JFK or Clinton)would have had the best sex tape?
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We'll assume, for the sake of argument, that camcorders and vcr's existed as of 1793(as well as batteries, electrical outlets, and lighting trees).
Also...excluding William Howard Taft(for the obvious chubby-chaser jokes)who'd have had the worst?
PassingFair
(22,434 posts)H-A-W-T bedroom eyes.
No wonder Mary Todd went nuts when he died.
On edit, after much thought...2nd place would be Andrew Jackson.
They didn't call him "Old Hickory" for nothing.
dr.strangelove
(4,851 posts)I'd go with Teddy. He was a stud!
rurallib
(62,432 posts)unshaven, stilted - bad to the point of campy comedy.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)n/t.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)The President and Mrs. Coolidge were being shown [separately] around an experimental government farm. When [Mrs. Coolidge] came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, Dozens of times each day. Mrs. Coolidge said, Tell that to the President when he comes by. Upon being told, President asked, Same hen every time? The reply was, Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time. President: Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge.
Worst: Obviously, Richard Nixon (I do a pretty entertaining impression of Nixon with a lot of "Touch me there, Pat..."
Liberal Veteran
(22,239 posts)Or so they say.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Apparently he was rather substantially endowed as well. I only know this because of an NPR interview where a reporter was recounting a press event in the Oval Office where one of them asked Johnson why we were in Viet Nam. As best I can remember the quote, he said, "And we pulled out his non-insubstantial member, slammed it on the desk, and said, 'THIS is why we're in Viet Nam!'"
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)n/t.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)Wait Wut
(8,492 posts)Us redheads stick together...and are awesome in bed.
nolabear
(41,990 posts)Or didn't you know this is what they were singing about??
Take THAT, Christie fat bashers!!