How could DU jury duty be improved?

[struggle4progress]

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	There's a public trial: the prosecution and the defense can call witnesses
	0 (0%)
	Jury duty lasts all day but you won't necessarily get on a jury
	0 (0%)
	Jurors earn $5 each time they serve
	2 (40%)
	Sessions begin with a naked Lounger gasping Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!
	1 (20%)
	Angry mobs of DUers can bypass the jury and PPR the offender
	0 (0%)
	The jury elects a foreman before voting
	0 (0%)
	Juror names are made public so everybody can complain about to the jurors about the jury's decision
	0 (0%)
	Jurors must wear proper attire while on duty
	2 (40%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[rug]

1. We should have a knitting avatar while serving.

[struggle4progress]

4. I gotta learn to knit. Then I'm gonna knit my brow!

[Baitball Blogger]

6. Never could understand his fate on Dune.

He had to milk a cat daily for the antidote that would keep him alive?

[Kali]

2. snacks

or lunch!

[struggle4progress]

3. !

[jmowreader]

5. Coffee and donuts

[struggle4progress]

7. Coffee porn!

http://www.coffeeporn.net/

[tjwmason]

8. Free bar

A couple of martinis during the decision process sounds like a sensible amendment to me.

[HappyMe]

9. Snacks and $5.

You can't make a good decision if you're hungry and could use some dough.

[A Simple Game]

10. Two things.

One juror, me.

Death penalty.

[ChromeFoundry]

11. Jury sequestration and superhero costumes!

...and, like the valentine hearts, you get a justice scale image in your signature for every troll that you assisted in a TS.

[dimbear]

12. By proper attire, I assume you mean a black hood.

That has a nice dramatic flavor.