***New health warning***

[MelissaB]

Don't wash your hair in the shower!
It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!! It INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT…WARNING TO US ALL!!!
Shampoo Warning! I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner! I use shampoo in the shower! When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is this warning, "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME." No wonder I have been gaining weight! Well! I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start showering with Dawn dish soap instead. It's label reads, "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE." Problem solved! If I don't answer the phone I'll be in the shower!

[Dr. Strange]

1. Now you tell me.

[MelissaB]

5. I couldn't figure out why my weight was going up

when I was eating the same things and exercising.

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. To make matters worse...

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... my shampoo is a volumizer.
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[MelissaB]

4. Oh, no!!!

[HopeHoops]

3. Yet another reason to avoid bathing.

[MelissaB]

10. No, just be careful about the shampoo.

We don't need to get the stinkies.

[HopeHoops]

11. On the plus side, you can't smell the stinkies over the Internet (at least not yet).

[Kali]

6. so THAT is what it is

damn



PS

you really got me, I was all getting into debunk the spam e-mail warning mode.

[MelissaB]

8. LOL! I hate it when that happens.

[hunter]

7. I don't have enough hair that I have to worry about this.

The same soap I use on my body works on my head.

[MelissaB]

9. Hubby has the same issue, and he hasn't gained weight.

Good for you!!

[mysuzuki2]

12. Great news!

I am going to immediately begin using shampoo on my man parts.

[MelissaB]

13. OMG! I missed the positive effects.

Running to change hubby's shampoo right now!

[MelissaB]

16. Husbands soap is now filled with shampoo.

Can't wait to see what happens to his man parts.

[mysuzuki2]

18. Wel I just took a shower and

I guarantee that if a guy rubs shampoo on the appropriate parts long enough they will get larger. Trust me on this.

[MelissaB]

19. !

Where's that darn smilie that spits water out of it's mouth when you need it?

[warrprayer]

14. we are eating at the soup kitchen

... but your hair looks like Romneys Caymen bank accounts!

[bluesbassman]

15. Use this instead...

Problem solved.

[Jamastiene]

17. zOMG

I needed a laugh. Thank you.

[hrmjustin]

20. lol!