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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat would you do if someone snuck in your house and replaced all your coffee with Folger Crystals
Let's see what happens.
Baitball Blogger
(46,715 posts)HappyMe
(20,277 posts)I don't want no stinkin fake ass coffee.
HopeHoops
(47,675 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)hunter
(38,313 posts)...but you'd better not mess with my wife's coffee.
Gidney N Cloyd
(19,837 posts)The Kelvans knew how to handle that:
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)I consider regular Folgers floor sweepings, much less instant folgers I won't dignify it by calling Folgers coffee.
Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)A cardboard box, an old shoe, a bent-up rake, a dead rosebush . . . SOMETHING will pay with its LIFE!
Brickbat
(19,339 posts)taterguy
(29,582 posts)kentauros
(29,414 posts)without replacing anything, scratching their head trying to understand what the fuck was up with those fifty-some-odd varieties of tea
TheMightyFavog
(13,770 posts)NOBODY fucks with my Dallmayer Prodomo. This goes double if I broke out the whole bean.
OriginalGeek
(12,132 posts)there's about a 50/50 chance it would have been Folger's anyway...we usually get that or Maxwell House - whatever's on sale.
I drink it black, no sugar from a quart-sized plastic cup as fast as I can chug it so as long as it isn't de-caf, I'm not likely to complain.
I was once down in Miami for a couple days of work installing a phone system in a new branch and the only thing close to the job-site was a Publix in a 99% hispanic neighborhood. They had a big set-up in the front of the store selling these tiny little cups of Cuban coffee and since I didn't know any better, I ordered 3 of 'em black. (They were so small - I couldn't grasp that the volume in those tiny cups was gonna do me any good). The ladies behind the counter spent a good 5 minutes laughing at me for ordering no cream or sugar and they even went to get a manager who spoke better english to make sure they were hearing me right. He tried to explain this wasn't what I was used to but by now I had to be coffee-counter tough guy and just drink what I ordered.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZING!
After I recovered from the first shot, I shook the manager's hand, shot the other two and ordered 2 more to go. I was wired up through supper time. Every once in a while I get a huge craving for a shot of that coffee but Miami is a long drive from here.
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,705 posts)by making them drink a gallon of Folger's Dishwater & Battery Acid Coffee every morning. That stuff is just fucking vile.
Incitatus
(5,317 posts)I wouldn't have to buy any dog food for a while.
4th law of robotics
(6,801 posts)and dispose all consumables in the house.
2on2u
(1,843 posts)MerryBlooms
(11,769 posts)Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)I apologize for that very very bad "joke"
petronius
(26,602 posts)she would certainly get to them before I did...
chknltl
(10,558 posts)Depends on if this act of terrorism happened in a Stand Your Grounds state.
(if you think about it .....you are thinking too hard! )