I just checked my backyard and all my pet penguins are missing!!!

[LynneSin]

And instead I have this giant pile of dirty underwear



Who would do that to me and do I need to call Hazmat to clean up all those dirty underwear.

[Arkansas Granny]

1. If it was my pet penguins that were missing, I'd check ohiosmith's underwear.

It's just a hunch.

[LynneSin]

2. If that's the case I'm calling the Animal Protective Services

That's just downright cruel!

[HopeHoops]

3. "Pay no attention to those stains behind the curtain."

Do you want your penguins back?

[HappyMe]

4. I have 3 of them in my

underwear drawer. Now my undies have penguin crap in them.

[ohiosmith]

5. It's a good trade! There are some nice drawers in that pile!

[Art_from_Ark]

6. I just checked the top of my telly

and found that my penguin was exploding

[Bucky]

7. Relax. Penguins hibernate in the winter. Dirty underwear is just their chrysalis stage.

If you're gonna keep pets, you have to read the manual first