Too gruesome for GD. Farmer eaten by zombie hogs.

[Baitball Blogger]

Oregon farmer apparently eaten by his hogs; authorities investigating how he died

COQUILLE, Ore. (AP) — Oregon authorities are investigating how a farmer was eaten by his hogs.

Terry Vance Garner, 69, never returned after he set out to feed his animals last Wednesday on his farm near the Oregon coast, the Coos County district attorney said Monday.

A family member found Garner's dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure several hours later, but most of his remains had been consumed, District Attorney Paul Frasier said. Several of the hogs weighed 700 pounds or more.

It's possible Garner had a medical emergency, such as a heart attack, or was knocked over by the animals, then killed and eaten, Frasier said, adding that at least one hog had previously bitten Garner.

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-us-hogs-eat-farmer-20121001,0,2426068.story

[benld74]

1. Hogs will eat ANYTHING

[Maine-ah]

13. I think that's how they got rid of Hoffa.

[hifiguy]

2. 700 lbs is an awful lot of hog.

That's no cute little piglet.

[geardaddy]

3. Reminds me of "Snatch"

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are you?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Vinny: Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?

[Baitball Blogger]

8. Also, one of the silence of the Lambs movie.

[hifiguy]

18. "Hannibal"

Mason Verger was going to feed the good Doctor to his half-ton Italian hogs but he wound up as piggy hors d'oeuvres himself.

[Taverner]

9. :)

The guy who played Brick Top is going to be in a new movie called "Cockneys vs Zombies"

[geardaddy]

10. I gotta see it!

I loved his character.

[Baitball Blogger]

11. Have you seen Attack the Block?

I don't know what it is about it, but it's a good little movie. I hope Cockneys vs Zombies follows the same formula.

[rrneck]

14. I put that movie on the queue weeks ago.

Just got the email it'll be here tomorrow.

[geardaddy]

17. I think you'll love it.

[Duer 157099]

4. Was it this guy?

[HappyMe]

16. Oh no!

The Deadwood guy!

[Duer 157099]

5. Turnaround is fair play

How come they are zombie hogs if they eat a human, but when we eat a pig...

And I thought zombies were the undead?

So many questions.

[Baitball Blogger]

7. Because we cook our food, and except for prawns, we wait for our food to die first.

[Duer 157099]

15. They probably waited n/t

[Phentex]

6. Posted twice there already but

the day is young!

[polly7]

12. That is so sad and terrible.

Yes, hogs will eat anything and everything. A backward, bullying brute of a man who lives not too far from me got rid of his wife that way, we all know it, but it could never be proven. She just 'disappeared'.

[HopeHoops]

19. I hate when that happens.