Why I'm Voting For Mitt Romney!

[ohiosmith]

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[BootinUp]

1. Watched part of this and I must know...Is this some kind of

intentional satire? It must be! No?!!!

[ohiosmith]

2. Unfortunately not!

[Baitball Blogger]

3. I saw the whole thing.

"Go get adjucated!" Really liked it when she said, "Us Republicans." She has no clue that she would never make it into many Republican circles.

[ohiosmith]

5. "and,...Mitt rhymes with........!"

[pipi_k]

8. Ummmm.....

Twit?

[Brother Buzz]

4. I have no clue who that idiot is, but she is channeling Miss South Carolina

[ohiosmith]

6. Another genius!

[Stuart G]

10. now this one is for real..look at the eyes..

really trying to dig up something ..past the clutter between the strands of blond hair..forgetting the question..not knowing ...well...............anything..this is not acting...this is for real..this one is truly empty...up there..

[HopeHoops]

7. I couldn't sit through that, "and some junk, ya know. It's just grodie to the max. Fur shur."

[Baitball Blogger]

11. You really have to try. It just gets better and better.

[HopeHoops]

12. I just can't handle the "valley girl" stuff. Fur sure.

[Baitball Blogger]

13. She's not classic valley girl.

She looks like a suburbanite that never outgrew the Limited.

[HopeHoops]

15. No, Moon Unit Zappa is the original valley girl, but only because she was making fun of them.

This one's a valley girl "fur shure, ya know?"

Is The Limited still around? I haven't seen one for at least a decade.

[Baitball Blogger]

16. I haven't seen one in a decade either.

Hated that stage. For my daughter, that is.

[HopeHoops]

17. Here you go... And Moon Unit is the only one who isn't in a seductive outfit.

[Baitball Blogger]

18. I was expecting something totally different.

Like, totally.

[HopeHoops]

19. Fur shure. Grody to the MAX! - but yeah, that was the original video.

Frank was still alive at the time. Prostate cancer spares nobody (except women).

I've actually heard cell conversations in grocery stores that run along the lines of "And I was like, no way, and he was like SO way, and I said, and DUH, and he was just all, ya know."

Communication is almost a dead art, and Frank knew that 30+ years ago. So did George Carlin.

[Stuart G]

9. I watched one minute and fifty seconds....and

This is a put on...joke, the acting isn't too bad..just too much movement back and forth for a real person..
that is my opinion...years ago, I took acting lessons...not bad..not good..

but the costume..well..it is too good to be real...

[Brother Buzz]

14. Well, here's Miss West Carolina demonstrating real acting

That boob-head should take lessons

[schmice]

23. (Applause) and thank you.

[lexx21]

26. WTF??????????????

Ok, I've had about 4 gin-tonic's (really big ones like in a beer stein).... and after watching this I seriously don't know if I should crap or wind my watch...

I'm from N.C. and even I don't know people this stupid. Well, I actually do... my youngest daughters friend Jessica is pretty darn stupid. I frequently ask her to please stop talking because it makes me want to clean the guns... but that is beside the point..... This girl is really stupid.

I have a theory.... the "Loving Clairol" somehow passed through the blood brain barrier and totally screwed her up. That's the only thing that I can think of... except... (shudder).... her family tree is actually a family pole.

All that I ask is that she not reproduce. On bended knee I ask the universe to grant this one request. More of her would just be too much to take.

I think I will make another gin-tonic... this stuff is really good and reading the lounge section of DU while getting "tight" is a total blast... So to all of my friend and neighbors... live long and prosper and if possible... do it naked!

[HarveyDarkey]

20. I made it to about 45 seconds

Turned it off before I succumbed to the nearly overwhelming urge to kill myself.

[BlueJazz]

21. Good god !!! Intelligent women all over the world are sticking nails in their eyes and...

...jumping off of bridges into vats of boiling oil just to get away from this...ah...thing...

[schmice]

22. I forced myself to watch it but had to take 3 breaks.

Sounds like she's trying to compete with Victoria Jackson for goofiest person. She said that she was an aspiring entrepreneur. Another Joe the Plumber.

[mcdornan1]

24. did she say something?

I was focused elsewhere...

[bluesbassman]

25. The comments are great!

Your very existence acts as a net subtraction on the sum total of human knowledge. Your brain is where ideas go to die. To call you an idiot is to insult stupid people. If you did this same video in favour of OBama, it wouldn't change my opinion of you or this video. Please - step away from the computer and never have anything to do with it again.

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[Tcbys]

27. Was it wrong that I only stared at her Brest cleavage the entire time?!

[Kablooie]

28. In short -- vote for Romney cause he's HOT!

[sarge43]

29. Which says nothing positive about the men she usually hangs with.

Bless her heart.

[TreasonousBastard]

30. Welcome to the world of Tricia Paytas...

with an agent, a bazillion youtube videos, and a very curious following.

(Nothing on the innertubes is real, you know.)